Day 79- Zach Galifianakis

"I've been in Canada, opening up for Miles Davis.  Kilometers Davis."

"I like dark comedies.  That's why I like the Wayans brothers."

"I went to my high school reunion not too long ago and, uh, it was very weird because I was homeschooled.  Just me there by a bowl of punch listening to Kool and the Gang.  Why I rented a limousine, I have no idea."

"Sometimes I do something, and I'll think to myself that is so Raven.  And then other times I'll do something, and I'll be like that is so not Raven."

"If you read my blog you'll know I'm a pilates freak, and by pilates I mean waffles."

Ahhh... Mitch Hedberg is smiling up there somewhere.
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Thank you, Zach Galifianakis, you made my day.

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