Day 93- Michigan Hockey

2 (goals) + 3 (Krupnik) + 1 tournament MVP + 1 automatic bid to the NCAA tournament + 1 "I am incredulous!" (Dad referencing an uncalled penalty) +  1 CCHA Championship + 2 (Mierzwas + Matzwas + Ferris) =
Thank you, Michigan hockey, you made my day.

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